i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
it glows. i had to have it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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