I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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