But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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