I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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