She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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