woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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