i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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