And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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