i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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