that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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