he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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