He passed out mid-signature
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
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I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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