btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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