Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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