try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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