So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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