worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize