Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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