I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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