my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
i think im in europe. pls send help
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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