im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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