This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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