Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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