I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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