i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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