I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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