i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
is wine microwaveable?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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