some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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