So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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