Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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