Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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