Need sex. Gaining weight.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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