Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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