oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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