i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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