we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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