Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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