there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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