my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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