dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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