fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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