he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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