my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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