I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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