im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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