that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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