Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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