You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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