the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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