Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize